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Don't Think Twice

Jan. 4th, 2006 | 11:45 am

Title: Don't Think Twice
Pairing: Sirius/Regulus but barely. Barely.
Rating PG
Summary: How wraithlike they had become, he thought.
A/N: For avoteforla (:*) and for yeats also, because I quite fancy the idea.

A prayer for the New Year.Collapse )

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Oscar Wilde Would Not Approve

Jan. 1st, 2006 | 06:33 pm

shackinup_sesa identities are up! go read the lovely Dreamlife, which was written for me by jae_w. (thank you!!!) now here is my story.

Title: Oscar Wilde Would Not Approve
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: PG
Summary: How Sirius saved Christmas and why Remus is really quite illiterate.
A/N: This is for the lovely, talented and really quite chauvinistic krabapple, whose name I so HAPPILY received in the shackinup_sesa. :*

( "Yeah? I was reading in the womb," Sirius said. )

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Nov. 9th, 2005 | 03:48 pm

Title: Perigee
Pairing: Sirius/Remus, Regulus
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The war began.
A/N: For statelines and avoteforla, primarily because they are two sexy ladies who had birthdays 349857 moons ago, secondarily because Rina wrote me a FICLET and because La did beta for her own fic (although I didn't tell her that at the time and I'm a jerk), and thirdarily because they are Black brother aficionados.

One night he thought he saw a shade of his brother.Collapse )

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Oct. 4th, 2005 | 03:56 pm

hurray, scarvesnhats has begun! check out all the puppy goodness if you haven't already.

Title: Budapest
Pairing: S/R
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1043
Summary: Post-Hogwarts Sirius is of 12 minds.


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As Kings (John/Paul)

Sep. 22nd, 2005 | 02:55 pm

As Kings (or, Hamlet For Losers)
Beatles RPS (yeah shut up)
PG (Language)
681 words

I can only hope this will be the end of my block. You might think otherwise.
Dear Beatles Fandom: Simmah dawn, naw - with another icecold John/Paul! (Though it was gen for 98% of the ficlet.)

Occasionally John read plays.Collapse )

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three drabbles

Aug. 6th, 2005 | 01:29 am

Three responses to three challenges at dogdaysofsummer.

a fishing drabble: ( "This is piscine Remus and he is no one’s supper." )

a co-bathing drabble: ( He is not assured when Sirius tells him even the Greeks bathed together; in fact he is afraid this rather illustrates his point. )

an ice cream and hellfire drabble: ( The word is gluttony. )

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two as-yet-untitled drabbles.

Aug. 3rd, 2005 | 12:05 am

Two drabbles about puppies, and about August without being august. I...think.
If you're not following dogdaysofsummer, I implore you: START.

#1: ( August is a thief. )
#2: ( It's not true, Sirius says, that dogs see only in black and white. )

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Jul. 14th, 2005 | 07:42 pm

Title: Obscure Science, or: Porn!
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC17
Warnings: rimming, pretentious lack of capitalization

Total PWP. MWPP era. 1872 words.

a boy is like a scientist, he says, with the curiosity, and the theorems, and the explosions, and the whatnot...Collapse )

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The Drought Story

Jun. 24th, 2005 | 08:29 pm

The Drought Story
3182 words
For Cate (all praise her).
Edited some since the first time.

A story about the drought in '76, and Sirius's annoyingly melancholy penpal, and dead birds, of course.Collapse )

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May. 9th, 2005 | 08:31 pm

Rating: Uh?
Pairing: HAHAHA. Well, Sirius/Remus, Sarah/Crack, Ariel/?
A/N: To my darling darling blacksatinrose (or Ariel) on her birthday. RPF freaks you out a little. So I've written some, about you. But everything here I wrote in the lovingest manner ever. That goes for everyone else who was mentioned in this, if they happen to read this. Oh boy, do I feel sorry for them. I love everyone. I jest in love. LOVE. Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, booboosheep, if you get here. I think you might like this? Or maybe you'll run away in horror.

It had been a while since Sirius Black strolled naked through Ariel's apartment.Collapse )

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Faintly Amazon

May. 8th, 2005 | 05:17 pm

Title: Faintly Amazon
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: PG? PG for a first-time fic? I fail.
A/N: For raelala, who became Master of the Universe today. ♥
Check out the_lint_trap for more.

A first time involving rain and worms and tangents, but don't they all.Collapse )

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On Being Born

May. 6th, 2005 | 06:41 pm

Title: On Being Born
Rating: Solidest G Evah
Pairing: Sirius/Remus (preslash, really)
Summary: In Which Remus Leaves Home and Sirius Helps Him Pack; it is That. Exciting.

I never could bear to throw any of it away.Collapse )

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April Morning Almanac

May. 1st, 2005 | 01:49 pm

Title: April Morning Almanac
Pairings: Sirius/Remus, Remus/Regulus
Rating: PG-13
A/N: For hiddendaze who, many many months ago, requested "Marauders-era Remus, Regulus with a crush, UST or RST." Funny thing. I misread Regulus as Remus and was all set to proclaim a certain Valentine fic hers when I finally decided to reread the prompt. Whooops. Also for devkel who, many many months ago, had a birthday and arranged the ficathon for which this was intended. Here are my 500 words at last! Sorry it took so long.

Thank you statelines and avoteforla for being total sweethearts and encouraging me like mad.

Read further for the spectacularly quiet, or quietly spectacular, demise of Regulus Black's fifth year. With appearances by Gryffindor. Some 5000 words.Collapse )

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another story about citrus

Mar. 15th, 2005 | 07:48 pm
mood: embarrassedstrangely embarrassed

sheafrotherdon wanted something happy, and I wrote a tiny something happy, and a tiny something obscene, and now I'm posting it. God. I need to write a REAL fic one of these days.

another story about citrus
Sirius/Remus, fucking duh.
324 words (I'm ashamed)

Um.Collapse )

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No. 12 in a Series

Mar. 12th, 2005 | 11:40 pm
mood: weirdweird

Title: No. 12 in a Series
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: Quite G
Summaryish: Letters written at two in the morning.

Perhaps unconsciously inspired by sheafrotherdon. (eta: er that is to say her fic.)
Written in a library book so watch out.
Sort of an experiment? 676 words.

ETA: HAS BEEN FANART'D BY A fanart_fairy! YAAAY! ♥♥♥

I don't have a metaphorCollapse )

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The Pink is Obligatory

Feb. 14th, 2005 | 07:48 pm
mood: nervousnervous

Title: The Pink is Obligatory
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: PG

A meandering, utterly pointless Valentine's Day ficlet. 2,487 words.

Valentine's Day meant perfume-coated lungs and misanthropy.Collapse )

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bright ambassadors

Feb. 12th, 2005 | 02:51 pm

MWPP era!
Written in sleepy, amorous haze!
Amazingly lengthy 622 words!
(PWP, basically)
Not quite NC17, though.

OH YEAH. For/inspired by llorelei.

Mornings they don't talk aboutCollapse )

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Oh, Tuesday

Jan. 20th, 2005 | 10:17 pm

Oh, Tuesday
A week in the life. Fluffy as the day is long. 1085 words.

Written for raelala's 1001 Places Remus and Sirius Defiled Hogwarts in Many Interesting and Complicated Ways. A Comedy ficathon. :D

It takes Sirius four-and-a-half seconds...Collapse )

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Nine Regrettably Short Stories about Sirius Black and Things That Happened On or Around Christmas

Jan. 1st, 2005 | 01:45 pm

Nine Regrettably Short Stories about Sirius Black
and Things That Happened On or Around Christmas
for blacksatinrose, written for the shacking_up SeSa. MUCH LOVE.

DO check out shackinup_sesa, because there's some excellent stuff there.

Read more...Collapse )

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Precision and Other Overlooked Pastimes

Nov. 28th, 2004 | 09:23 pm

Title: Precision and Other Overlooked Pastimes
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to J.K. Rowling. And I mean everything.
Summary: Remus's first time. Er - in detention. Remus's first time in detention.

No redeeming value what. so. ever.

'Lupin was the good boy, he got the badge.'Collapse )

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Nov. 21st, 2004 | 02:30 pm

where we go
sirius/remus, g, 235 whole words

All the things he doesn't know are floating around his head like air, like breeze. He doesn't know where he misplaced his book or the intention behind his letters to Harry (he has to walk away from the desk and leave the quill dotting purple in the margins, because he doesn't know what he's trying to say). He doesn't know how he came to be the keeper of this house. He doesn't know why the walls are silent and why the portraits turn their faces to him and if this is what it means to be dead. He doesn't know where Sirius is.

Remus smiles because he can do little else.

People call him an optimist and people think he is unfeeling and people think there is something in him that cannot change. Maybe he is, and maybe there is.

All the things he knows are fluttering in his head like birdwings, disturbing air and shuffling breeze. He knows Sirius is not coming back but he knows he is not gone. He knows there is something else and it will find him too, if he wants it to, when the day comes. If he did not know this he could not feel sun he could not walk the tired grey path to this house he could not breathe. There will be something else, and it will not end this time.

The end does not exist.

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Nov. 6th, 2004 | 01:12 pm

Title: Undone
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Frank doesn't know it, but it's all his fault.
A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, anniesj! FYI, the Annie-Needs-Porn-Ficathon can be found here.

It was supposed to be about 2600 words shorter. Whups.

We're all mad in here. With the possible exception of Peter.Collapse )

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the rolling stones live in my ear.

Oct. 3rd, 2004 | 03:31 pm

Title: Dying all the Time
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Fandom: LOTR RPS
Rating: PG-13ish
Summary: Canada & Viggo & Orlando & Autumn & Good Times, only Bad.
A/N: Livejournal fucking hates me. Also, this was for the autumn challenge at contrelamontre.

who could hang a name on you?Collapse )

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Sep. 30th, 2004 | 05:22 pm
mood: pissed offpissed off

Title: Coordinates, Too
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: R
Summary: A touch off is worse than catastrophe. MWPP-era, post-Shack.
A/N: Written for _emomuffin. And-hearts-semicolon to thedeadparrot for the beta.

one, two, threeCollapse )

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I do not know what or WHY this is.

Sep. 28th, 2004 | 02:46 pm

They think whatever she's got probably skips a few generations. At first they said oh, it's isolated, but then she had children and everyone looked at them and waited for them to have it, too. They didn't. They didn't understand. So they turned their minds upside down and unearthed memories of a great-grandmother who put tape around her fingers because otherwise her rings were too big (she also mixed silver and gold), and on her they placed all the blame. They said it started with her. Then they saw it in the child of the child of the cousin, or whoever she was. (They never understood familial relations all that well; their two names were linked on the family tree but only distantly.) She's got the same sort of thing, they cried. Because: on Thursday she asked her father for a loan; she wanted to open a conceptual diner, but no one knew what a conceptual diner was and so they asked, do you mean a themed diner? And she said no, I most certainly do not. She said: a theme is matching wallpaper and borders and linoleum floor and a concept is an idea that fills your head like air, but you don't realize it till later.

This is more or less how they knew she was mad and also, remember? her aunt said. Remember when she was a child? We could've seen it a mile away. She was always playing see-saw alone because one, she said it was more fun that way (and we knew no healthy child would ever think that) and two, she didn't understand physics.

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Sep. 15th, 2004 | 03:29 pm

smiling, beatles fandom, john/paul, 250 words. response to a one-word prompt at beatlesslash, that word being "frigid."
in which john and paul are assholes, especially john. but especially paul.Collapse )

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Aug. 5th, 2004 | 04:59 pm

Title: Numerology
Fandom: Beatles
Pairing: John/Paul
Rating: PG
A/N: Written for a challenge that was to include a specific line. From beatlesslash.

There are purple-grey-and-blue marks on his neck shaped like John's teeth but things don't feel as peachy perfect as this would imply. (They never did feel too great to begin with but that is a complete sidenote.) It's just a little unfair because if there are purple-grey-and-blue marks on your neck shaped like John's teeth, it feels like things should be okay.

See, this is one of Paul's absolutes, one of his irrevocable truths. Some of them are gnats, really, and some of them are godlike. One was kind of stupid, Paul reflects. About love. For some ridiculous reason he told John all about it, once, curled up in sheets and smoke and each other. Even then John said he didn't believe in that sort of thing. In hindsight, a blinding premonition.

There are nine O's, John says one day. He's talking about his name and her name again, what happens when you put them together, why he thinks this means anything, and why Paul should give a shit. Why he should believe in this strange, calculated language of numbers and their omnipotence, the influence in their stark angles and curls. For some ridiculous reason John thinks Paul appreciates hearing this, what he calls "reality." That it's some indication of their trust and Paul should be grateful for these scraps.

All together, John says, when you add her name and my name, we've got nine O's between us.

Fuck you, Paul thinks. Our first names start with the same letter.

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after hours

Jul. 27th, 2004 | 02:20 pm

Title: After Hours
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Angst-Ow-Pain, Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG. Language.
Disclaimer: Totally not mine. Rowling's.
Feedback: Liked.
Summary: Remus waits for realization to beat him over the head post-OotP.

The tiny story.Collapse )

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Jun. 14th, 2004 | 12:02 am

Title: Epiphany
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Subtle blasphemy. "Cute."
A/N: Written for the public transporation challenge at contrelamontre. Also, Shad can go get fucked. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Sirius should run away every day.Collapse )

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Jun. 9th, 2004 | 02:07 pm

Title: Parliament
Fandom: Beatles
Pairing: John/Paul
Rating: PG for one word
A/N: Written for the star challenge at beatlesslash.

John despairs. Paul repairs! WHY AM I RHYMING. Anyway, Hamburg era.Collapse )

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